Wherein a Portland (Oregon) policeman spares a mama duck and her two little quacks.
So I say, “Three cheers for Officer James of the Portland Police Bureau!”
Now three more cheers for Mr. Mark James.
And a whole bunch of quacks, honks, chirps, tweets, and cheeps.
Thank you, sir! And thank you for your service as well.
(And a note to the speeder: Dropping the ducks out to cover your tracks was good as a one-time trick. Slow down now!)