The Budget, an Amish-Mennonite Newspaper

A 123-year-old weekly newspaper bearing news of, by, and for Amish and Mennonite communities
photo of portion of The Budget
a portion of the April 17, 2013 Budget

The Wall Street Journal had a piece about The Budget, which we get third-hand.

The corn stands 5 feet tall, the temperatures are in the 90s and Johnny Byler got hooked on his head while fishing with a friend, reported Mrs. Jerry Ray Byler in a recent front-page article of the Budget.

Mrs. Byler is one of about 860 correspondents for the Budget, a 123-year-old weekly newspaper, which carries the news of Amish and Mennonite communities […]

They write about who got married, who went to church, who received dentures—and how 11 chickens went missing when Toby Schrocks of Cisne, Ill., forgot to close the chicken-house door.

Budget Correspondent Paul Troyers in Genesee, Pa., reported that family members held an auction with good results. “The medium-sized dinner bell that mom wanted to throw out brought $400,” he wrote.

“It’s like someone talking over the back fence to a neighbor,” says Budget publisher Keith Rathbun. Mr. Rathbun, who isn’t Amish, covered sports and put out an alternative entertainment weekly before coming in 2000 to the Budget.

The Budget runs about 500 letters a week on 44 to 46 pages that contain no photos. It costs $45 a year; newlyweds pay $42.

It does have competition. Die Botschaft—German for the Message—costs $44 a year, has a circulation of about 12,000 and also consists of letters and reports from contributors. It’s a more conservative alternative to the Budget, which some Amish readers thought was too liberal, say Amish scholars.

Of course, there’s much more to the WSJ article — Amish Newspapers Thrive in Digital Age — but in closing I offer you its crowning paragraph:

Both papers like variety—and letters about interesting, if benign, events. Included on Die Botschaft’s recent Worth Mentioning list: “Mineral deficiency causes a dead cow” referring readers to a letter from a man in Plains, Montana, who found his only milk cow dead one Saturday morning. One woman wrote about her cousin who stuck something up her nose and didn’t tell anyone. Sometime later, her mother noticed a sprout growing out of her nostril, pulled on it and out came a corn kernel.

Have you read the Budget?

Amazon $100 Less Than Frys

Save $100 on Canon PowerShot digital cameras at Amazon

I got my weekly (or is it more often than that) sales email from Frys. It has an enticing item or three! But I naturally got curious about Amazon’s prices for the same items.

  • Canon PowerShot SX160 IS 16MP Digital Camera
  • WD Elements 3 TB USB 2.0 Desktop External Hard Drive
  • Patriot Xporter Pulse 32GB USB Flash Drive
  • Canon PowerShot SX500 IS 16MP Digital Camera

Of those, two items were $100 less on Amazon!

Canon PowerShot SX160 IS 16MP Digital Camera

Canon PowerShot SX160 on Amazon
$179.99 + free shipping

Frys = $199.99 + free shipping 🙁

So on this item, Amazon beats Frys’ sale price . . . easily. Read it all

Scandalous Scamps Schemingly School Scurrilous Skunks

Might this be a politically proclived post in disguise?

Scandalous — disgraceful; shameful or shocking; improper; a louse devoted to scandal

Scamps — unscrupulous and often mischievous people; rascals; rogues; scalawags

Schemingly — making sly, underhanded, crafty plans

School — to educate; teach; train

Scurrilous — characterized by or using low buffoonery; coarsely jocular or derisive

Skunks — thoroughly contemptible people

And now you’ve had your delightfully delicious daily dictionary dose.

I suppose you thought this would be a politically proclived post pertaining to one or more or all of the following: Read it all

Mr. Policeman, I Approve

Yes, I'm talking to you, Mr. Mark James!

Wherein a Portland (Oregon) policeman spares a mama duck and her two little quacks.

So I say, “Three cheers for Officer James of the Portland Police Bureau!”

Now three more cheers for Mr. Mark James.

And a whole bunch of quacks, honks, chirps, tweets, and cheeps.

Thank you, sir! And thank you for your service as well.

(And a note to the speeder: Dropping the ducks out to cover your tracks was good as a one-time trick. Slow down now!)

Hopewell Mennonite Youth Group Sings

For one of their former own at her wedding reception

One of the young women in our youth group (or at least in it within recent memory) got married this weekend.

She (they, I’m sure) asked the youth group (Hopewell Mennonite Church) to sing four songs at the reception.

Here are my two favorites:

Title: “Can You Hear?”
Soloist: Jason Boss

Read it all

Above all, love God!