The Bible and Friday the 13th

Maybe it’s just I, but someone is suffering from strange logic or faulty reasoning or biased disinformation or something.

Fortunately for those suffering from triskaidekaphobia (fear of the number 13) or friggatriskaidekaphobia (fear of Friday the 13th), August is the only month this year where the 13th falls on a Friday. Last year, there were three such months – the most possible under the Gregorian calendar.

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Roots in the Bible, myth

According to National Geographic, fear of the number 13 can be traced to both the Bible and a Norse myth.

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In the Bible, Jesus is betrayed by the apostle Judas, said to be the 13th guest at the Last Supper. Whether Judas was the 13th to arrive is not stated, but there were 13 at the table, Jesus and the 12 apostles. Friday also has Biblical significance, as it is said to be the day Jesus was crucified (Good Friday).

Fear of 13

The number 13 also has numerical significance, in the Bible, astrology and other sources, due to its position relative to the number 12.

In the Bible, 12 is seen as the number of perfection. There are 12 tribes of Israel, 12 apostles, 12 foundations of the New Jerusalem the heavenly dwelling place of the saints and 12 gates to the New Jerusalem, among other references.

Source: Friday the 13th superstitions have roots in the Bible, ancient myth

Lemme see if I get this.

In the Bible we see that 13 is bad because that’s how many were at the Last Supper? 🙄

In the Bible we see that 13 is bad because 12 is good? 🙄

Maybe it’s 1 that’s bad, not 13. After all, one betrayed Jesus. And the difference between 13 and 12 is one. Puh. Leez.

Interestingly, they say “12 is seen as the number of perfection” because, among other twelves, there were that many apostles. So we take that perfect number (so to speak) and add in the Perfect One and we end up with an unlucky number. 😯

Well, anyway. Let’s just say I balk at using the Bible to explain why thirteen is such a terrible number.

What’s an Inspector to Do?

It’s hardly unusual to hear small-business owners gripe about licensing requirements or complain that heavy-handed regulations are driving them into the red.

So when Multnomah County shut down an enterprise last week for operating without a license, you might just sigh and say, there they go again.

Except this entrepreneur was a 7-year-old named Julie Murphy. Her business was a lemonade stand at the Last Thursday monthly art fair in Northeast Portland. The government regulation she violated? Failing to get a $120 temporary restaurant license.

Turns out that kids’ lemonade stands — those constants of summertime — are supposed to get a permit in Oregon, particularly at big events that happen to be patrolled regularly by county health inspectors.

Alas, the Wild West is no more. We’ve been conquered by the fear of bugs. 😯

Franklin is also organizing a “Lemonade Revolt” for Last Thursday in August. He’s calling on anarchists, neighbors and others to come early for the event and grab space for lemonade stands on Alberta between Northeast 25th and Northeast 26th.

Yup. Tea parties have become too common, too passé. But surely they can come up with something more poetic and exotic than Lemonade Revolt. Puh-leaze! How about Lemonade Lulu, for instance? (Yeah, I know this is Oregon, but why not go Hawaiian?)

As for Julie, the 7-year-old still tells her mother “it was a bad day.” When she complains about the health inspector, Fife reminds her that the woman was just doing her job.

Way to go, Maria (aka Mrs. Fife). I commend you very sincerely for reminding Julie (aka Miss Murphy?) of this.

Like I ask in the post title, what’s an inspector to do…when laws and regulations collide with…uh…horse sense? 😆

Julie Murphy, unlicensed business woman
Julie Murphy, unlicensed business woman in Oregon

But what’s with this headline?!

Portland lemonade stand runs into health inspectors,
needs $120 license to operate

Maybe Julie was illegally operating a mobile lemonade stand…and ran down the inspectors…and now she must get a $120 license…before she can operate on the inspectors. Hey, you gotta hand it to the little gal — she tries to clean up her messes.

🙄

Go get ’em, Julie!

PS: A closing warning to non-Oregonians: When life gives you lemons, don’t bring your lemonade stand to our fair state. (Thank you.)

The Web, Your Secrets, Your Number

Far too many people just don’t care about online privacy. Maybe you’re one of them. And maybe I don’t care if I spit into the wind on this subject. Again.

Hidden inside Ashley Hayes-Beaty’s computer, a tiny file helps gather personal details about her, all to be put up for sale for a tenth of a penny.

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The Journal examined the 50 most popular U.S. websites, which account for about 40% of the Web pages viewed by Americans. (The Journal also tested its own site, WSJ.com.) It then analyzed the tracking files and programs these sites downloaded onto a test computer.

As a group, the top 50 sites placed 3,180 tracking files in total on the Journal’s test computer. Nearly a third of these were innocuous, deployed to remember the password to a favorite site or tally most-popular articles.

But over two-thirds—2,224—were installed by 131 companies, many of which are in the business of tracking Web users to create rich databases of consumer profiles that can be sold.

The top venue for such technology, the Journal found, was….

I was surprised.

Maybe you won’t be.

Dictionary.com

Amazing!

The top venue for such technology, the Journal found, was IAC/InterActive Corp.’s Dictionary.com. A visit to the online dictionary site resulted in 234 files or programs being downloaded onto the Journal’s test computer, 223 of which were from companies that track Web users.

It’s a long article, but I highly recommend it to you: The Web’s New Gold Mine: Your Secrets

“That Should Be Common Sense”

That’s a quote from one of the stories quoted below (though the quote itself does not appear below).

These are five stories whose headlines caught my attention at CNS News this morning.

Individual Choices at Stake as Laws Take Effect

Gun owners with permits can carry concealed weapons into restaurants that serve alcohol in New Mexico and Virginia. Young and old alike must show proof of age when buying alcohol in Indiana. Georgia and Kentucky are hitting the delete key on texting while driving.

New laws taking effect Thursday reflect states’ ongoing debates over individual freedoms, touching on everything from smoking restrictions to measures seeking to fight crime.

Maybe you don’t live in a state where any of those apply. (I think I do.)

But here’s one for everyone:

Consumers Can Avoid Bank Fees with a Little Effort

A seemingly simple rule on debit card overdraft fees is making banking more complicated for millions of consumers.

Starting July 1, banks must get permission from customers before they can charge a fee for covering a debit card purchase or ATM withdrawal if there aren’t sufficient funds in the account. […] If consumers elect to forgo overdraft coverage, banks stand to lose a large chunk of their income. […]

To make up for the lost revenue, many banks are doing away with free checking, and adding monthly or quarterly maintenance fees. Consumers can often avoid these new fees, however, if they take steps like linking multiple accounts or arranging for direct deposit of their paychecks.

But that requires paying attention to correspondence from banks, and a lack of attention had a big role in creating the problem to begin with.

No wonder I’ve been getting that call-to-action screen every time I log in to online banking. I just keep brushing it off. I guess I should look into it more. I need to ask my bank if I can link accounts.

Now to think of a comment to transition you to the next story…. Oh, I know! Parents can avoid nagging children with a little effort. That’s a statement rich in alternate interpretations, but never mind that; here’s the story:

Liberal Group Threatens Lawsuit Against McDonald’s If It Doesn’t Stop Giving Toys to Children

The Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI), a liberal consumer advocacy organization, has announced it will sue McDonald’s unless the fast-food franchise stops using toys to market its “Happy Meals” to children.

“This morning, CSPI notified McDonald’s that we will file a lawsuit against the company unless it stops using toys to beguile young children,” said Executive Director Michael F. Jacobson, Ph.D., at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday.

“We contend that tempting kids with toys is unfair and deceptive both to kids who don’t understand the concept of advertising and to their parents who have to put up with their nagging children,” he said.

Whaddayaknow — protect parents from nagging children. 😯

Maybe this next story alludes to a better answer than keeping trinkets out of food.

Congresswoman Proposes Ban on Corporal Punishment in U.S. Schools as Some Schools Move to Reinstate It

Rep. Carolyn McCarthy (D-N.Y.) on Tuesday introduced a bill to end corporal punishment in all public and private schools that receive federal funding or services. But at least two school districts, one in Tennessee and one in Texas, want to reinstate corporal punishment on campuses described by one city councilman as “war zones.”

“Twenty states still permit corporal punishment in public schools and studies indicate that this type of discipline has a negative effect on students,” McCarthy said in a statement released at a Capitol Hill press conference.

“This legislation (the “Ending Corporal Punishment in Schools Act”) amends the General Education Provisions Act so that no funds for programs administered by the Department of Education shall be made available to any educational agency or institution that has a policy or practice which allows school personnel to inflict corporal punishment on a student.”

Well, that much makes sense: You must use our money in ways we approve. If a school takes government funds, the government may have a say in how the school operates. Works for me.

But such a statement should cut both ways. Government agencies and personnel who use taxpayer funds shall use our money in ways we approve. Imagine that!

So…if such a law were in place…would Hillary Clinton be in trouble?

Hillary Clinton Urges State Department Employees to Let Teens Know It’s Okay to Be Homosexual

“We’ve come such a far distance in our own country, but there are still so many who need the outreach, need the mentoring, need the support to stand up and be who they are and then think about people in so many countries where it just seems impossible,” Clinton said.

“So I think that each and everyone of you, not only professionally, particularly from State and USAID and every bureau and every embassy and every part of our government have to do what you can to create that safe space, but also personally, to really look for those who might need a helping hand; particularly young people; particularly teenagers who still today have such a difficult time,” she added.

“And who, still in numbers far beyond what should ever happen, take their own life rather than live that life,” Clinton said at the event, billed as a human rights and U.S. foreign policy speech.

“So I would ask you to please think of ways you can be there for everyone who is making this journey,” Clinton said.

And there you be: five headlines/excerpts to introduce you to July 2010.

Now you know (more of) the rest of the story. Good day?

Loopy Virginia

This isn’t just loopy. It’s sick. Evil, actually.

A loophole in state law is preventing Campbell County investigators from charging a woman they say killed her newborn baby.

Deputies were called to a home in the 1200 block of Lone Jack Road in Rustburg around 11:00a.m. Friday. The caller said a woman in her early 20s was in labor. When deputies arrived, they discovered the baby had actually been born around 1:00a.m., about ten hours earlier. Investigators say the baby was already dead when deputies got there.

Investigators tell WSLS the baby’s airway was still blocked. They say the baby was under bedding and had been suffocated by her mother. Investigators say because the mother and baby were still connected by the umbilical cord and placenta, state law does not consider the baby to be a separate life. Therefore, the mother cannot be charged.

“In the state of Virginia as long as the umbilical cord is attached and the placenta is still in the mother, if the baby comes out alive the mother can do whatever she wants to with that baby to kill it,” says Investigator Tracy Emerson. “She could shoot the baby, stab the baby. As long as it’s still attached to her in some form by umbilical cord or something it’s no crime in the state of Virginia.”

The Campbell County Sheriff’s Office and Commonwealth’s Attorney’s office worked unsuccessfully to get the law changed after another baby died in the county in a similar case. Emerson says they asked two delegates and one state senator to take the issue up in the General Assembly. He says the three lawmakers refused because they felt the issue was too close to the abortion issue.

Can’t touch infanticide because it’s too close to abortion. 😯

So what are they lacking? A spine? A heart? A conscience?

Maybe it’s a moral compass.

And compassionate morality.

Truly we live in depraved, perilous times.

The full article might interest you: Mother won’t be charged with baby’s death because of law loophole

Hear Them Bells?

Is that chiming you hear a call to worship?

Or is it all in your head?

Like this, for instance: Bells toll to halt climate change.

Toll the bells; halt climate change.

Great. 🙄

Wow, who would have thought it could be so simple. And think of all the carbon and footprints expended getting to, around, and from Copenhagen for that CCC (climate change conference).

…a worldwide bell-ringing event initiated by the World Council of Churches for Sunday, Dec. 13. Churches have been asked to sound their bells or other instruments 350 times to symbolize the 350 parts per million considered the safe upper limit for carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.

Churches without bells are invited to use handbells or other noisemakers instead. Some congregations are choosing to toll their bells 35 times instead of 350.

Our church has no bells. But if anyone shows up with handbells or cow bells or dumb bells, I’ll try to remember to let you know via Twitter.

And about those congregations opting to tithe the bell ringing, what’s with that? Maybe they’re slackers. Maybe they don’t want to be fanatical. Maybe they think some anti-climate-change conspiracy has infiltrated the movement and succeeded in setting “the safe upper limit for carbon dioxide” 1000% too high.

Mark’s Special Request to the Bell Ringers: Please consider the consequences of halting climate change! Are you sure that’s really what you want?

Anyway, I thought you should know what all the bell ringing is about. (But won’t all that excessive ringing drive the bats out of the bellfry?)

Oh, and sorry this is so late. I meant to post it yesterday.

Mr. Lonelyhearts Answers

So this morning I got my daily Google Alert for Mennonite. And amid all the less-than-interesting-to-me stuff, this:

Celebrate with Mennonite family, then have a real party at girlfriend’s 😯

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: I’m single, aged 26. Christmas is coming and I hate being with my Mennonite family because they won’t let me drink or smoke or have any fun. I have never broken tradition by not going before, but I want to go to my girlfriend’s place in Regina this year where they party and celebrate the way Christmas should be. How do I get out of the home thing? — Desperate Mennonite Grinch, Winnipeg

Wait a minute. He’s 26 and still whining about “they won’t let me…have any fun”?!

At 26, what’s he doing at home yet if he hates it there?

Bah hum bug.

Note to all (Mennonite and other) twenty-six-year-old guys still living at home: This is your opportunity to bless your parents as well as your siblings. Try that instead of focusing on yourself and on having fun. Don’t make your family miserable with your bad attitudes and hateful spirit. Don’t be such a grinch. You’ll likely be much happier for it.

Oh, and as far as I know, a guy at the ripe old age of 26 should be able to fend for himself.

For that kindly advice, just call me Uncle Mark. 😉

And, please, don’t call me Mr. Lonelyhearts. I have only one. And it’s not particularly lonely.

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Above all, love God!