First of all, I’ve led a sheltered life — I had no idea about triangular pancakes. 😳
Second of all, what’s to keep the aggressive “non-lambs” from cutting their altered flapjacks back into weapons-grade assault triangles? 😯
Third of all, here’s the story as I copied and pasted it:
A school has banned triangular flapjacks after a pupil was injured by one.
Dinner staff at Castle View school in Canvey Island, Essex, were told to cut the treat into squares or rectangles following the incident.
Fourth of all, dum. 🙄
Fifth of all, this started out as a Google+ post but ended up repurposed as this. 🙁 It kept me from more productive work which would put food on the table. Now I must go to the project that got delayed (because I clicked on that Drudge link) — harvesting dandelion tops in our front yard. 