So President Bush left a note for President-elect Obama:
Continuing a White House ritual, President George W. Bush left a note in the Oval Office for President-elect Barack Obama, wishing him well as he takes the reins of the executive branch.
The White House on Tuesday declined to provide intimate details of the message the two-term Republican left for the incoming Democrat, saying only that Bush wrote it on Monday and left it in the top drawer of his desk.
What does it say?
- To help you improve your Convincing Lies Score (for fooling the American people about WMDs in Syria and about your role in tragedy in New York, for instance), I left you my personal lie detector in the broom closet.
- Don’t let Barack Derangement Syndrome derange you.
- I lost my nerve to implement martial law at the last minute and stay on as President. So the job is yours after all. Enjoy!
- Don’t forget to keep The Masters in mind. Rush might even be your caddy.
- It’s OK for Presidents to go to church. Surely that’s the least we can do to acknowledge the Almighty who saw fit to put us in this place.
- Way to go on the birth certificate deal! (But you really didn’t have to go to that extreme — see previous point.)
I had another one, but I can’t remember it, so that’s enough of that. 🙄