I’m not a woman, so I can’t make a difference for another woman’s heart.
OK, that clarification aside, a four-frame picture story….

I’m waiting and waiting for www.cheerioshelpinghearts.com to finish loading so I “can make a difference for another woman’s heart.”
still waiting….
I see now it’s a Flash page. I’m on a very slow (31.2 Kbps) dial-up connection. Sorry, no $1 donation for free cholesterol screening this morning.
I was anticipating feeling like a politician — giving away someone else’s money. 😯
On the other hand, politicians get paid to give away others’ money. 🙄
Thankfully, it’s Sunday so I can plan to put some offering money in the collection plate later this morning.